The Saturday after a royal themed Friday, at a festival that brings us the eclectic goods, is one that is no-holds-barred. The Secret Garden festival, in all it’s forest-tinsel mania, asks its audience only one thing: to dress the f*ck up.

See below, the cream of the lycra crop (tops), from traffic cones to avant-garde extravaganza!

SG outfits - sleep pile

SG sleep pile