As St. Jerome’s Laneway Festival hits Sydney this Saturday with a killer line-up of Tame Impala, Nick Murphy (FKA Chet Faker), Aurora, Sampa The Great and many more, it might be time to brush up on what the hell is acceptable, social behavior and what is better left between you and that hand mirror you found in Nan’s garage.

Do
Shake it if you got it.

Don’t
Get so drunk you pass out and forget to pay attention to the music.

Do
Dress in fun outfits that you couldn’t get away with anywhere else.

Don’t
Wear a large hat, though – it ruins people’s view, ya jerk.

Do
Attempt to meet your fave band.

Don’t
Bring a date, there will definitely be a band member in their element that charms the sh*t out of them.

Do
Save your water bottle and stay hydrated, cause let’s be real, you may have taken psychedelics.

Don’t
Throw that bottle on the ground and walk, laughing into the sunset.

Do
Help people if they fall – have each others’ backs.

Don’t
Expect a line to go faster if you push the person in front.

Do
Wander and be open to new music/experiences.

Don’t
Bother looking for friends if you’ve lost them. Make new ones.

Do
Pack a wet wipe. Porter potties are a gross experience. 

Don’t
Forget where your pee goes, drunky.

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